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Author Topic: In my despair, can we have some Razorback Limericks please  (Read 289 times)

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Seebs

In my despair, can we have some Razorback Limericks please
« on: October 16, 2019, 05:03:36 pm »

There once was a coach from Dallas
His hammer was down with much malice
His boogie was tilted
Our program was jilted
Now nobody goes to Jeff's palace.

hogsfan31

Re: In my despair, can we have some Razorback Limericks please
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2019, 05:18:12 pm »

We were told Hammer down in the left lane
But this team keeps continuing to wane
We need a new coach
But who can we poach
Help our fans are going insane

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Re: In my despair, can we have some Razorback Limericks please
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2019, 05:27:53 pm »

We once had a coach with a Harley
Who we switched for one who liked barley
Then we got Chad
Who turned out so bad
That now we'd settle for Farley.



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Re: In my despair, can we have some Razorback Limericks please
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2019, 05:29:41 pm »

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EconHawg

Re: In my despair, can we have some Razorback Limericks please
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2019, 06:18:46 pm »

Year 1 offensive struggles are expected,
But has hashtag hammerdown been rejected?
For team so milquetoast
With a plan so verbose
The fanbase is rightly dejected.

Seebs

Re: In my despair, can we have some Razorback Limericks please
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2019, 06:20:10 pm »

We hired a coach named Chad Morris
Who promised improvement before us
His tactics were comedy
While San Jose performed sodomy
on the cellblock we are now known as Doris.

Killean

Re: In my despair, can we have some Razorback Limericks please
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2019, 06:23:41 pm »

Our conference games are on a streak
The on field performance just reeks
Our coach is a joke
The Foundation is broke
We're reduced to coaching news leaks

SquidBiily

Re: In my despair, can we have some Razorback Limericks please
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2019, 06:49:49 pm »

Our Aggie coach brings us despair
His level of failure is rare
We look bad on offense
We look bad on defense
Right shoulder, flat tire, no spare

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Re: In my despair, can we have some Razorback Limericks please
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2019, 07:25:48 pm »

We once had a coach with a Harley
Who we switched for one who liked barley
Then we got Chad
Who turned out so bad
That now we'd settle for Farley.





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