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Title: A name for our former coach
Post by: oldbear on December 23, 2019, 08:52:21 pm
For those of us that have been around since the years of MOTHO, this thread needs no explanation. It is my belief that, not unlike the coach that was at Arkansas beginning in 1998, we should stop referring to our last coach by his name. That will help us forget his tenure when we sunk to depths never before seen.

That being said, what should we call him? Chaggie is my current favorite but it is too close to his actual name. Cursing is not allowed on this site, so the names that are most appropriate cannot be used.

What say you guys and girls? All this is in honor of all the good news today and what I believe is the beginning of a new hope in this place.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Lanny on December 23, 2019, 09:03:48 pm
Clown
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Kevin on December 23, 2019, 09:06:05 pm
Part timer
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Post by: Falco on December 23, 2019, 09:06:56 pm
Clappy
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: hogsanity on December 23, 2019, 09:07:22 pm
Auburn OC.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: BornaHog on December 23, 2019, 09:07:57 pm
HCWANNABE
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: HelpDaHogs on December 23, 2019, 09:08:04 pm
Thou Shall Not Be Named
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: grayhawg on December 23, 2019, 09:08:53 pm
Gone at last
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Post by: chillhog on December 23, 2019, 09:09:07 pm
Chud.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: redhogchilipepper on December 23, 2019, 09:09:40 pm
The Apprentice

You’re fired
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Post by: farmhawg on December 23, 2019, 09:10:36 pm
Hammerdick
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: pigbacon on December 23, 2019, 09:11:27 pm
TCTWF IV
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: HelpDaHogs on December 23, 2019, 09:11:40 pm
Chode
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: BeaverHog on December 23, 2019, 09:11:48 pm
Inside man.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: JW2GS on December 23, 2019, 09:12:23 pm
The Weasel ... he looked like a weasel at his post-game press conferences ... beady eyes, never able to look anyone in the eye for more than a second
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: my3boneheads on December 23, 2019, 09:13:57 pm
Narcassist
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: TomasPistola on December 23, 2019, 09:13:57 pm
BoogeyMan
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Badge62 on December 23, 2019, 09:14:57 pm
How about we just turn the page and say it didn’t work out? Geez what can possibly be gained by continually running a dude down? Glad we have a new coach with some new mojo. I’m gonna look ahead, not backward, thank you!
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Kevin on December 23, 2019, 09:15:10 pm
Thief
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Arkansas Hog in Dallas on December 23, 2019, 09:15:50 pm
‘Lil Bert
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Swinelake on December 23, 2019, 09:17:01 pm
+1 for Chaggy
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Captain Hamerica on December 23, 2019, 09:19:36 pm
Full Tilt Hack
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Wild Boarnado on December 23, 2019, 09:20:27 pm
How about we just turn the page and say it didn’t work out? Geez what can possibly be gained by continually running a dude down? Glad we have a new coach with some new mojo. I’m gonna look ahead, not backward, thank you!

I agree. Let's just let it go and move on feeling good with where we are now.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Granny fan on December 23, 2019, 09:20:35 pm
Hammer Down
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Danimal on December 23, 2019, 09:21:00 pm
FTF -- (Full Tilt Failure)
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: BeaverHog on December 23, 2019, 09:21:39 pm
How about we just turn the page and say it didn’t work out? Geez what can possibly be gained by continually running a dude down? Glad we have a new coach with some new mojo. I’m gonna look ahead, not backward, thank you!

Guy got paid millions of dollars to win 4 games here, plus many more to get fired. Not mad at Morris as much as the people that made him.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: jgphillips3 on December 23, 2019, 09:23:59 pm
Since that awful April Fool’s Day, we have had Smile, Bert and Clown by most common appellation.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Dropkick on December 23, 2019, 09:26:41 pm
4-18
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Post by: Hawgey-Davidson on December 23, 2019, 09:28:29 pm
Aubarn lock.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Fatherhog on December 23, 2019, 09:28:34 pm
"The Disappointment"
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: heatmiser on December 23, 2019, 09:30:09 pm
Chard.  Half Chad; half tard. Makes sense.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Nosboar Accubond on December 23, 2019, 09:30:36 pm
No Responder
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Post by: Nosboar Accubond on December 23, 2019, 09:30:57 pm
Gus Light
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: From Tusk Till Dawn on December 23, 2019, 09:31:21 pm
Not a CCM supporter, yet people never set out to fail.  He had an opportunity available and he took it, the task was too big and it didn't work out.  Next man up.  Most on here had the same optimism for CCM as they do for CSP.  Hopefully, the task isnt too large this time.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: hogsfan31 on December 23, 2019, 09:31:48 pm
Sparky
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Nosboar Accubond on December 23, 2019, 09:32:38 pm
Sparky
I like this
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Pennywise on December 23, 2019, 09:33:03 pm
The Blueprint
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: titsonboar on December 23, 2019, 09:34:13 pm
AHNC
All Hat No Cattle

Texas sized slogans
Rhode Island results
May he suck a fat mans fart
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Dropkick on December 23, 2019, 09:34:56 pm
The Biggest Loser
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Vantage 8 dude on December 23, 2019, 09:35:17 pm
For those of us that have been around since the years of MOTHO, this thread needs no explanation. It is my belief that, not unlike the coach that was at Arkansas beginning in 1998, we should stop referring to our last coach by his name. That will help us forget his tenure when we sunk to depths never before seen.

That being said, what should we call him? Chaggie is my current favorite but it is too close to his actual name. Cursing is not allowed on this site, so the names that are most appropriate cannot be used.

What say you guys and girls? All this is in honor of all the good news today and what I believe is the beginning of a new hope in this place.
Actually to help the process of forgetting I’d prefer not to mention “what’s-his-name” in any-way-shape or form.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: TexHog188 on December 23, 2019, 09:36:18 pm
Clown of The Highest Order - COTHO
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: hawginTN on December 23, 2019, 09:36:31 pm
Bagman....

Made off with a pile of loot and had grown men wearing bags over their heads during the heist.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: CurDog64 on December 23, 2019, 09:36:51 pm
Part timer

My vote.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: 247Hog on December 23, 2019, 09:38:19 pm
Flatliner



He killed our program.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: titsonboar on December 23, 2019, 09:40:11 pm
Ofer

Ofer in the SEC
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Kevin on December 23, 2019, 09:40:38 pm
Who
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: El Puerco Grande on December 23, 2019, 09:40:47 pm
High School. Or Turd Ferguson.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: UnknownNobody on December 23, 2019, 09:42:13 pm
How about we just turn the page and say it didn’t work out? Geez what can possibly be gained by continually running a dude down? Glad we have a new coach with some new mojo. I’m gonna look ahead, not backward, thank you!

People want their pound of flesh and you can’t really blame them.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: hogstank on December 23, 2019, 09:43:04 pm
SECLESS... the SEC version of "feckless"
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: (notOM)Rebel123 on December 23, 2019, 09:43:19 pm
“That guy”....
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Go Pig or Go Home on December 23, 2019, 09:46:30 pm
Shart Morris...I'm glad he is finally out and gone, but he sure left a stain!
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: tusked on December 23, 2019, 09:46:47 pm

Red-bull-schitt
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: depressed_fan on December 23, 2019, 09:47:28 pm
Chud.

Hell yea! I love this one!!
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: ur on December 23, 2019, 09:47:45 pm
Chex
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: hogstank on December 23, 2019, 09:50:08 pm
"He who made John L. Smith look good"
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Arazorbackguy1 on December 23, 2019, 09:51:51 pm
Zach Morris
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: depressed_fan on December 23, 2019, 09:54:30 pm
Chex

what about Chax? hahaha
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: IronMountainHog on December 23, 2019, 09:54:45 pm
SchMUck
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Bacons Rebellion on December 23, 2019, 09:57:18 pm
I don't think he earned a pet name from me.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: IronMountainHog on December 23, 2019, 09:57:36 pm
Tad Borrish


Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Papawhawg on December 23, 2019, 09:59:37 pm
“Dud” would be very appropriate
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: jlrock on December 23, 2019, 09:59:55 pm
Pretender Man
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: IronMountainHog on December 23, 2019, 10:00:06 pm
Useless from Eustace
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: hogfanny on December 23, 2019, 10:01:31 pm
Unacceptable
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: titsonboar on December 23, 2019, 10:02:23 pm
Ofer.  ....  in the SEC

Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: DoubleReedHawgCaller on December 23, 2019, 10:03:13 pm
High school ringleader
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: mr_v8horsepower on December 23, 2019, 10:03:20 pm
Jerhra’s Boy
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Augustus on December 23, 2019, 10:04:25 pm

Well, I guess "If you were doing your job, Sam Pittman wouldn't be here" is too long for a nickname...

So, I'm fine with just "Former"
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: mr_v8horsepower on December 23, 2019, 10:06:59 pm
Jerhra’s Boy
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: NorthDallas40 on December 23, 2019, 10:14:29 pm
HammeredDownNail
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: RazorWhacker on December 23, 2019, 10:19:15 pm
Captain Deuce Dub
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: JtBrash on December 23, 2019, 10:19:44 pm
“Chud”
This is perfect! nice one +1
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: secfan30 on December 23, 2019, 10:20:13 pm
Bitch
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: grassroothog on December 23, 2019, 10:32:57 pm
Damifino
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: popcornhog on December 23, 2019, 11:02:11 pm
For those of us that have been around since the years of MOTHO, this thread needs no explanation. It is my belief that, not unlike the coach that was at Arkansas beginning in 1998, we should stop referring to our last coach by his name. That will help us forget his tenure when we sunk to depths never before seen.

That being said, what should we call him? Chaggie is my current favorite but it is too close to his actual name. Cursing is not allowed on this site, so the names that are most appropriate cannot be used.

What say you guys and girls? All this is in honor of all the good news today and what I believe is the beginning of a new hope in this place.

Say what you will about MOTHO, but Chad doesn’t even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Houston Nutt. Chad Morris is unequivocally the worst head coach we’ve had in the modern era.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: CrazorbackDan on December 23, 2019, 11:11:14 pm
ScammerDown
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: alohawg on December 23, 2019, 11:17:44 pm
Chap Morrass
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: oldbear on December 23, 2019, 11:18:31 pm
Say what you will about MOTHO, but Chad doesn’t even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Houston Nutt. Chad Morris is unequivocally the worst head coach we’ve had in the modern era.

I cant argue with you at all but I just thought it would be kind of fun and lighthearted. And for those of you chastising those of us having some fun, lighten up a little. It has been a good day and this was intended to bring a few smiles.

I would vote for Sparky but that names has posit9ve memories for me. Chud works pretty well.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Red Ripper on December 23, 2019, 11:25:44 pm
Chode

I like CHODE as well! Hillarious!
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: GARZRBACK78 on December 23, 2019, 11:44:47 pm
Malzahn’s Beotch
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Dudeman on December 23, 2019, 11:46:28 pm
Nicknames are stupid who cares
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: SooieGeneris on December 23, 2019, 11:47:06 pm
4-18

2 more games and Chadley would have changed the meaning of 420..
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: PorkSoda on December 23, 2019, 11:47:34 pm
2 more games and Chadley would have changed the meaning of 420..
thank god he was fired.  HY with the save.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: SooieGeneris on December 23, 2019, 11:50:27 pm
‘Lil Bert

Bert craps bigger'n Chadley one would imagine..
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: PorkSoda on December 23, 2019, 11:56:44 pm
Bert craps bigger'n Chadley one would imagine..
Gotta drop the chadley's off at the pool
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: hillbillywarrior on December 24, 2019, 12:12:34 am
The Gus Butt Plug!
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: LDHognozzle on December 24, 2019, 12:20:55 am
Harry A Sasquatch


oh... I went with next strength coach


last HC was an indescribable pissant
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Yamahog on December 24, 2019, 12:35:00 am
discount bin
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: I_Called_That_Play_Brotha on December 24, 2019, 12:56:00 am
Full Tilt Bogus.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Porkys Revenge on December 24, 2019, 01:04:29 am
Right lane, Hazards on.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Tiredofhogssucking on December 24, 2019, 01:56:14 am
It needs to be short for ease of typing and easy to remember...

Chaz
Or
4 18
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Sivad on December 24, 2019, 02:06:17 am
HDC
Hammer Down Clown
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Stu on December 24, 2019, 02:08:41 am
How about we just turn the page and say it didn’t work out? Geez what can possibly be gained by continually running a dude down? Glad we have a new coach with some new mojo. I’m gonna look ahead, not backward, thank you!
Dittos
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: UnknownNobody on December 24, 2019, 02:09:34 am
HDC
Hammer Down Clown

This..is by far the best. +1000 if I could, my friend.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: HogT on December 24, 2019, 02:13:30 am
Gussies Mini me
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: mj4president on December 24, 2019, 03:52:57 am
Voldemort
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: The Power Of Pork on December 24, 2019, 04:12:20 am
Gus Buddy
O'fer Sec
Never Again
Eeepocolips
!
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: KCRazorbackfan on December 24, 2019, 04:52:18 am
Just let go of the former coach and move forward; you living in the dark past is counterproductive to the bright future that CSP and Company are moving the football program toward.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: bolo on December 24, 2019, 05:51:44 am
Kenneth Copeland
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: IronMountainHog on December 24, 2019, 05:54:35 am
Nicknames are stupid who cares
uh ok Dudeman lol
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Athog on December 24, 2019, 05:56:34 am
For those of us that have been around since the years of MOTHO, this thread needs no explanation. It is my belief that, not unlike the coach that was at Arkansas beginning in 1998, we should stop referring to our last coach by his name. That will help us forget his tenure when we sunk to depths never before seen.

That being said, what should we call him? Chaggie is my current favorite but it is too close to his actual name. Cursing is not allowed on this site, so the names that are most appropriate cannot be used.

What say you guys and girls? All this is in honor of all the good news today and what I believe is the beginning of a new hope in this place.

I am not wasting one minute focusing on the past!!
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Pigs_In_Zen on December 24, 2019, 05:58:35 am
Club No Dub
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: casken on December 24, 2019, 06:24:47 am
I am not wasting one minute focusing on the past!!

Pretty much this^
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: MuskogeeHogFan on December 24, 2019, 06:26:16 am
His name is Chad Morris, he failed, he is no longer here, let's move on.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: BR on December 24, 2019, 06:28:54 am
His name is Chad Morris, he failed, he is no longer here, let's move on.
1000% agree, middle high school stuff.. Let’s come up with nickname for bad shop teacher...   lol
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: HogBreath on December 24, 2019, 06:39:58 am
Chaggy Doo & Club Flub too!!!
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Boss Hog in the Arkansas on December 24, 2019, 06:59:44 am
Rigor Morris, Cho@d morris, hammerdown
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: EulessHog on December 24, 2019, 07:03:50 am
30 percent
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: HelpDaHogs on December 24, 2019, 07:11:53 am
I am not wasting one minute focusing on the past!!

Why take the time to reply then
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: my3boneheads on December 24, 2019, 07:16:37 am
The Biggest Loser

That would be the state of Arkansas.  Chad got millions. We got left out in the cold starving for a win..
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: nesjunk on December 24, 2019, 07:20:00 am
The Schmoo
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Hogmatic on December 24, 2019, 07:24:24 am
Since that awful April Fool’s Day, we have had Smile, Bert and Clown by most common appellation.

Yikes that is hard truth.....
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Kneph13 on December 24, 2019, 07:28:39 am
Why give him a name or abbreviated moniker?  If it is your goal to not name him at all, doing so just makes people remember.  As others have said, move forward, forget about him.
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: RedRazorHog on December 24, 2019, 07:29:19 am
The Joker
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Porkys Revenge on December 24, 2019, 07:30:24 am
1000% agree, middle high school stuff.. Let’s come up with nickname for bad shop teacher...   lol
God forbid we have some fun in the offseason. Coming off 4-20. Lol
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Dr. Leonard Ford on December 24, 2019, 07:41:15 am
!Sparkles!
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Hog Fan n Tx on December 24, 2019, 07:47:31 am
2 and 10
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: East_tex_hog on December 24, 2019, 07:56:14 am
Kirby Vacuum salesman
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Hogmatic on December 24, 2019, 08:00:25 am
His name is Chad Morris, he failed, he is no longer here, let's move on.

BINGO.  This thread is a waste of data
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: opineonswine on December 24, 2019, 08:02:43 am
GONE
Title: Re: A name for our former coach
Post by: Philip Seaton on December 24, 2019, 08:15:38 am
“DP”... short for death penalty, coming from SMU and imposing one here. Plus if your mind isn’t right, the other too, because he really screwed us over too