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Author Topic: Road Trips: 3 Hots and a Cot  (Read 1027072 times)

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jst01

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4100 on: October 19, 2009, 10:12:19 am »


I'll be there bright and early Saturday morning after a night in Memphis. 

well, your odds of even surviving the night in Memphis are only at about 3-1 right now.
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SigHog87

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4101 on: October 19, 2009, 10:16:17 am »

hahaha
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4102 on: October 19, 2009, 10:18:02 am »

I'm staying in memphis also. Should get there around 8. Who wants to hit Beale?
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Houston h

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4103 on: October 19, 2009, 10:19:20 am »

Dang, I don't have time to grow that hideous Ole Miss hairdo........
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4104 on: October 19, 2009, 10:19:36 am »

pretty good.  how many people will take this serious?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4105 on: October 19, 2009, 10:20:07 am »

I think that the hogs are just planning to bring a big ole can of whoop !@##.  We may haul it in an JB Hunt semi.  Please wear your best attire as we plan on pouring it all over you.  You may not enjoy it but please understand that there is not much you are going to be able to do about it.
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SigHog87

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4106 on: October 19, 2009, 10:20:18 am »

pretty good.  how many people will take this serious?

My whole fraternity, probably.
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jst01

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4107 on: October 19, 2009, 10:22:31 am »

pretty good.  how many people will take this serious?

several by looking at his smite count already.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4108 on: October 19, 2009, 10:24:13 am »

Your sister didn't complain about my F-150, or my trousers.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4109 on: October 19, 2009, 10:24:37 am »

Average ole miss fan who lives outside Oxford.



Will this do for the Oxford crowd ? ;)

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hoglee

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4110 on: October 19, 2009, 10:25:31 am »

Question,  I am thinking of going to the ole miss game and don't have tickets.  Will there be tickets available at the game? If not what is the best way to get tickets?  I obviously don't do this very often.
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1873Hawg

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4111 on: October 19, 2009, 10:26:13 am »

I'll be there in my dirty 2003 Chevrolet Silverado with Hog magnets all over it. Wearing my least worn pair of blue jeans, my Harley boots, my lucky Razorback hat (that is dirty as all get out), about $150.00 in cash, a bottle of Sailor Jerry's, oh and I will have a polo shirt on ... but its logo is a Hog!

I can do all this and still be proud because we are the MFR and we care about football, not who has the newest [CENSORED] compensation ... oops I mean Suburban or Tahoe.

BTW your sarcasm wasn't lost on me, so don't overlook mine! ;)
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mckinneyhog5

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4112 on: October 19, 2009, 10:26:18 am »

Petrino will bring a "can of whup a$$"  and HDN can bring his man tits.
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phadedhawg

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4113 on: October 19, 2009, 10:26:54 am »

hahahaha....nice

*golf clap*
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4114 on: October 19, 2009, 10:27:58 am »

Funny as hell?  Yes.  Far from the troof?  No.
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1873Hawg

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4115 on: October 19, 2009, 10:29:20 am »

That sucks that we can't say ****... I mean what is wrong with ****. Teachers say **** in school during sex education. I mean I said **** and don't see anything wrong with saying **** sometimes! Guess I will have to call it a peepee like I do with my 4 year old son! ;)

OMG just had to modify my post because the filter allows dic* and coc*, but not [CENSORED]... LOL
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4116 on: October 19, 2009, 10:31:31 am »

I'm coming in my Deluxe Delta Motor Home. ;) ;)



And I will be wearing my customized Liberty Overalls.  ;) ;)



Soo Pig Sooie beat the Pi$$ out of Ole Miss.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4117 on: October 19, 2009, 10:34:56 am »

What a good post.  Unfortunately we have to murder your team.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4118 on: October 19, 2009, 10:35:31 am »

why?>
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4119 on: October 19, 2009, 10:38:40 am »

Question,  I am thinking of going to the ole miss game and don't have tickets.  Will there be tickets available at the game? If not what is the best way to get tickets?  I obviously don't do this very often.

There should be plenty of tickets around. They will be available for around $70. Just look under the seats of your suburban. There are usually some $100 dollar bills laying around if your like me. My kid loves to play with those things in the back seat and some always slip through the cracks.
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Jabroni

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4120 on: October 19, 2009, 10:38:54 am »

would this be acceptable attire?

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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4121 on: October 19, 2009, 10:40:28 am »

Funny post.  We're both smiling and amicable now, but I've got some bad news for you.  The Hogs are coming to Oxford, and bringing Hell with them, son.
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ar329hog

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4122 on: October 19, 2009, 10:44:18 am »

LOL Great post.

I guess I'm gonna have to stay at home since all I got are Oakleys.  :(
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Sivad

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4123 on: October 19, 2009, 10:47:26 am »

How does Leatherface Diana fit in with her skanky Mustang Ranch wardrobe?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4124 on: October 19, 2009, 10:48:49 am »

Watch it.  She'll smack you with a 2 x 4 so fast it'll mess you up!
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4125 on: October 19, 2009, 10:54:44 am »

+1 funny.  At least I don't have to bobby pin a mullet and put an orange poncho over my razorback gear to avoid a mugging as I did in Gville.  No I didn't really wear the poncho, the mullet was enough to blend in nicely  ;D
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4126 on: October 19, 2009, 10:57:07 am »

Unlike most of you rednecks I would like to fit in. Is there a place where I can purchase these items after I win a ton at Tunica friday?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4127 on: October 19, 2009, 10:58:07 am »

I'll be wearing my shirt that says "We told you so." jk
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Sivad

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4128 on: October 19, 2009, 10:59:43 am »

needs to have some kind of logo
Is Retardo Danny's ball gag made by Polo?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4129 on: October 19, 2009, 11:01:33 am »

I find it funny as most of the people in the grove are living way above their means.....
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4130 on: October 19, 2009, 11:04:17 am »

Hey, that is really funny. Good sense of humor and I think the Arkansas fans should be able to dress down to your standards. Thanks for posting those.

Be sure you bring your Ole Miss faithful plenty to drink so you won't notice when the Hogs hand your team the beat down of their lives. I would apologize in advance for the embarrassment that your team is going to suffer at the hands of the Razorbacks, but you guys are already familiar with being embarrassed and will become even more so the longer you have HDN as your head coach.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4131 on: October 19, 2009, 11:12:15 am »

Unlike most of you rednecks I would like to fit in. Is there a place where I can purchase these items after I win a ton at Tunica friday?

I'm not sure, I have an assistant for that kind of thing. I'll ask her if I could ever find her sorry butt on this estate. I think large mansion estates are overated. I know I have to have one, but it is hard to find anyone.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4132 on: October 19, 2009, 11:27:12 am »

The Grove is surrounded by these places:




They even have a mobile service that circles The Grove on game days.

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PennHOG

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4133 on: October 19, 2009, 11:37:49 am »

Average ole miss fan who lives outside Oxford.



Will this do for the Oxford crowd ? ;)



Oh man I just ate.  LOL
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4134 on: October 19, 2009, 11:40:49 am »

Delta Boy, that is one slick rig, but don't forget to tie your thunder mug down !
« Last Edit: October 19, 2009, 11:46:31 am by WOODSHOG »
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PennHOG

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4135 on: October 19, 2009, 11:41:18 am »

What about this
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4136 on: October 19, 2009, 11:41:30 am »

Isn't Mississippi the poorest state in the country?  There are pompous upper middle class fans at every major state school in south (and probably the country).  Not sure why this guy thinks this makes Ole Miss special.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4137 on: October 19, 2009, 11:45:08 am »

Isn't Mississippi the poorest state in the country?  There are pompous upper middle class fans at every major state school in south (and probably the country).  Not sure why this guy thinks this makes Ole Miss special.

Ha, my silly friend. Upper Middle Class? Ha

The Upper Middle Class does my laundry.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4138 on: October 19, 2009, 11:50:35 am »

Average ole miss fan who lives outside Oxford.



Will this do for the Oxford crowd ? ;)


and how long has it been since you've had a hot steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili and actually kept it down ? WELL THAT'S TOO LONG !
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4139 on: October 19, 2009, 11:52:13 am »

Delta Boy, that is one slick rig, but don't forget to tie your thunder mug down !

Have no fear the Still is well secured I have fresh shine for all my Arkie neighbors.

« Last Edit: October 19, 2009, 12:06:12 pm by DeltaBoy »
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4140 on: October 19, 2009, 11:55:47 am »

Ha, my silly friend. Upper Middle Class? Ha

The Upper Middle Class does my laundry.

Oh, that's right, I guess by Mississippi standards, Tahoe's and Ray Bans are Upper class.  Just so you know, in the rest of the country, that is middle to upper middle class.  You better just stay in Mississippi.   
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4141 on: October 19, 2009, 12:03:50 pm »

Isn't Mississippi the poorest state in the country?  There are pompous upper middle class fans at every major state school in south (and probably the country).  Not sure why this guy thinks this makes Ole Miss special.

Have you ever been to Oxford?  They all think that down there, of course if you drive 5 miles outside of town you still see Out Houses.......
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Houston h

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4142 on: October 19, 2009, 12:05:53 pm »

Ha, my silly friend. Upper Middle Class? Ha

The Upper Middle Class does my laundry.

I would say by Mississippi standards, 50k a year puts you in the upper middle class. 
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4143 on: October 19, 2009, 12:07:30 pm »

Oh, that's right, I guess by Mississippi standards, Tahoe's and Ray Bans are Upper class.  Just so you know, in the rest of the country, that is middle to upper middle class.  You better just stay in Mississippi.

I sorry, I wasn't clear

I meant to say hand-made Tahoe
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4144 on: October 19, 2009, 12:10:39 pm »

for anyone who hasnt seen Rebel Chucks 'footwear' and 'upper class office'. I got this from his post's on Nafoom. Sweet office Chuck! Looks like you work at the DMV



is the above pic even working?? i'm at work and it blocks the pics.

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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4145 on: October 19, 2009, 12:39:03 pm »

for anyone who hasnt seen Rebel Chucks 'footwear' and 'upper class office'. I got this from his post's on Nafoom. Sweet office Chuck! Looks like you work at the DMV



is the above pic even working?? i'm at work and it blocks the pics.

How embarrassing. I'm sorry you had to see that. That's Ricardo's office. He is my message board assistant. I found him in South America while I was on a diamond hunting expedition in the early 90's. His parents were killed in a civil war and he had no where to go. I had to create a position for him and decided he could handle my posting habits. I call him frequently and instruct him on what to type. It is very convenient. For example today I am on my private jet to visit the struggling country mentioned in my initial post. Without Ricardo, I could not post as frequently. The sig pic is unfortunate and I will have to discipline him when I return to the estate. Do not think ill of his poor decision to post a pic of his office. Considering where he came from, he thinks it is quite luxurious. Ahhhhh, the blindness of youth. Here's to Ricardo and may he continue to dream.
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Jabroni

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4146 on: October 19, 2009, 12:42:10 pm »

Have no fear the Still is well secured I have fresh shine for all my Arkie neighbors.



Is that Phil Jackson?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4147 on: October 19, 2009, 12:54:23 pm »

Rebel Chuck last year
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4148 on: October 19, 2009, 12:55:08 pm »

Is that Phil Jackson?

No that is my Pappy the Delta Still King.
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Jabroni

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #4149 on: October 19, 2009, 12:57:05 pm »

for anyone who hasnt seen Rebel Chucks 'footwear' and 'upper class office'. I got this from his post's on Nafoom. Sweet office Chuck! Looks like you work at the DMV



is the above pic even working?? i'm at work and it blocks the pics.



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