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Author Topic: Road Trips: 3 Hots and a Cot  (Read 917449 times)

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Re: Oxford Trip?
« Reply #3700 on: October 16, 2009, 10:00:38 am »

Yep, I am coming with my Hogville gang to the game.  Looking forward to watching the TCTWF ass handed on a platter.
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1873Hawg

Re: Oxford Trip?
« Reply #3701 on: October 16, 2009, 10:33:04 am »

booked my hotel room ... picking up my tickets this weekend. I will be there, I just wish I could run onto the field and spit on the Ole Piss logo after we stomp a mudhole in the MOTHO 's arse!
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Re: Oxford Trip?
« Reply #3702 on: October 16, 2009, 10:44:18 am »

We have 5 tickets in Section #103 the tickets say $55.  Leaving SC Monday to head that way then on to Fayetteville for Homecoming.  This will be a three week trip.
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hogchic2001

Re: Oxford Trip?
« Reply #3703 on: October 16, 2009, 10:29:25 pm »

This is going to be one helluva game!
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Re: Oxford Trip?
« Reply #3704 on: October 16, 2009, 10:41:54 pm »

Me and 2 friends are going to.  We'll be in section 105
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Uncle_dad

Re: Oxford Trip?
« Reply #3705 on: October 16, 2009, 11:16:37 pm »

Just got my ticket in the mail.  I have a three day weekend, and I'm heading down by myself!  Only about a six hour drive from Springfield.  If ya'll see some lonely looking guy decked out in Hog gear, be sure to say "hi"! 
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Re: Oxford Trip?
« Reply #3706 on: October 16, 2009, 11:56:22 pm »

I'll be there with my nephew, he's trainin' to be a cagefighter!

I shall start looking for tix, immediately!!
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Uncle_dad

Re: Oxford Trip?
« Reply #3707 on: October 18, 2009, 09:04:51 am »

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Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3708 on: October 19, 2009, 10:02:23 am »

Good mornin' hogs
Since I lived in Little Rock until I was 4, I feel obligated to help you out this weekend. Here are some tips for those of you coming to Oxford.

1. Dress nice. Try to find a shirt with a collar on it. This shirt needs to have some kind of logo on the left chest. You can have the traditional horse there or others. I've seen alot of new ones lately. Almost all are expensive enough to be considered acceptable. If your polo shirt does not have a logo, then please cover it with a jacket. While we're on jackets...

2. Bring a nice jacket with you. This should be at least over $80. If you are having trouble with the brand, stick with North Face, Columbia, or Patagonia. All of these would be acceptable. If you bring a generic jacket, please don't let it touch mine. My expensive jacket has never had poor jacket coodies on it and I'm not about to start now.

3. Bring money. Don't bring a wad of cash. That means you're just fake rich. Bring your portfolio. Bank statements, stock holdings, or whatever else your millions are tied into. We like to compare these with each other when we are not talking about football. If your statement has anything less than 1 million in it please try to alter it somehow. I don't condone lying, but I also want you to have a good time. If you do have to alter your bank statement, wait until everyone is drunk to pull it out. Hopefully no one will notice the forgery.

4. It is very important what type of vehicle you bring. If you already have the latest Tahoe / Suburban, then welcome to campus! If you do not, do not worry. Any other type of vehicle over $50,000 is not frowned upon. If you drive something that does not meet this criteria, then please do not park on campus. We work very hard to keep our campus rich looking and your '83 F-150 is not helping. Just park in the woods and I'll come pick you up. Tell everyone that you drive the newest Tahoe / Suburban; you just didn't bring it because you had to drive through Memphis to get here.

5. Sunglasses. Ray-Bans period. This is not debatable. If you do not have Ray - Bans, just do without sunglasses for the day. If you absolutely have to have sunglasses, then please stop by my tent. I only wear Ray-Bans a max of two times and then buy a new pair. I will have used pairs available to you. Remember to tell someone they are new if your are asked.

6. Any type of Italian leather loafers will be just fine. I sometimes wear boots and that is acceptable if they are made from some type of exotic animal. I'm not talking about cows, the hide should be from some type of endangered species.

7. Wear slacks or khakis. It doesn't matter which one as long as they are expensive. If you do not have any expensive pants, then please take the label of of your best pair of slacks. Alot of our pants are so expensive that they do not have labels. This is because the designer's pants are so high end that they shouldn't need a label. You might be able to pass of your pants as something of that variety. Maybe. Just try to keep attention away from your pants.

Enjoy your time in Oxford and I hope this helps. I will try to answer any other questions as they come up. This is a busy month for alot of Rebels. One of the smaller countries governments is about to fold and we were financially backing the wrong side of the revolution. It's no big deal, that's the fun of investing right? Sometimes you lose millions, sometimes you gain them.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3709 on: October 19, 2009, 10:08:13 am »

Okay, that was pretty funny.  :D
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jst01

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3710 on: October 19, 2009, 10:08:30 am »

Ha! nice.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3711 on: October 19, 2009, 10:09:45 am »

Can't say I blame you for posting this.  If I lived in Oxford, I'd want everyone else that comes in to look decent too.  Gotta find some way to sharpen up the image.  God knows it's not going to happen on it's own.

I'll be there bright and early Saturday morning after a night in Memphis.  Any ideas where I can land my heli?
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jst01

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3712 on: October 19, 2009, 10:12:19 am »


I'll be there bright and early Saturday morning after a night in Memphis. 

well, your odds of even surviving the night in Memphis are only at about 3-1 right now.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3713 on: October 19, 2009, 10:16:17 am »

hahaha
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3714 on: October 19, 2009, 10:18:02 am »

I'm staying in memphis also. Should get there around 8. Who wants to hit Beale?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3715 on: October 19, 2009, 10:19:20 am »

Dang, I don't have time to grow that hideous Ole Miss hairdo........
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3716 on: October 19, 2009, 10:19:36 am »

pretty good.  how many people will take this serious?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3717 on: October 19, 2009, 10:20:07 am »

I think that the hogs are just planning to bring a big ole can of whoop !@##.  We may haul it in an JB Hunt semi.  Please wear your best attire as we plan on pouring it all over you.  You may not enjoy it but please understand that there is not much you are going to be able to do about it.
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SigHog87

Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3718 on: October 19, 2009, 10:20:18 am »

pretty good.  how many people will take this serious?

My whole fraternity, probably.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3719 on: October 19, 2009, 10:22:31 am »

pretty good.  how many people will take this serious?

several by looking at his smite count already.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3720 on: October 19, 2009, 10:24:13 am »

Your sister didn't complain about my F-150, or my trousers.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3721 on: October 19, 2009, 10:24:37 am »

Average ole miss fan who lives outside Oxford.



Will this do for the Oxford crowd ? ;)

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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3722 on: October 19, 2009, 10:25:31 am »

Question,  I am thinking of going to the ole miss game and don't have tickets.  Will there be tickets available at the game? If not what is the best way to get tickets?  I obviously don't do this very often.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3723 on: October 19, 2009, 10:26:13 am »

I'll be there in my dirty 2003 Chevrolet Silverado with Hog magnets all over it. Wearing my least worn pair of blue jeans, my Harley boots, my lucky Razorback hat (that is dirty as all get out), about $150.00 in cash, a bottle of Sailor Jerry's, oh and I will have a polo shirt on ... but its logo is a Hog!

I can do all this and still be proud because we are the MFR and we care about football, not who has the newest [CENSORED] compensation ... oops I mean Suburban or Tahoe.

BTW your sarcasm wasn't lost on me, so don't overlook mine! ;)
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3724 on: October 19, 2009, 10:26:18 am »

Petrino will bring a "can of whup a$$"  and HDN can bring his man tits.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3725 on: October 19, 2009, 10:26:54 am »

hahahaha....nice

*golf clap*
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3726 on: October 19, 2009, 10:27:58 am »

Funny as hell?  Yes.  Far from the troof?  No.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3727 on: October 19, 2009, 10:29:20 am »

That sucks that we can't say ****... I mean what is wrong with ****. Teachers say **** in school during sex education. I mean I said **** and don't see anything wrong with saying **** sometimes! Guess I will have to call it a peepee like I do with my 4 year old son! ;)

OMG just had to modify my post because the filter allows dic* and coc*, but not [CENSORED]... LOL
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3728 on: October 19, 2009, 10:31:31 am »

I'm coming in my Deluxe Delta Motor Home. ;) ;)



And I will be wearing my customized Liberty Overalls.  ;) ;)



Soo Pig Sooie beat the Pi$$ out of Ole Miss.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3729 on: October 19, 2009, 10:34:56 am »

What a good post.  Unfortunately we have to murder your team.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3730 on: October 19, 2009, 10:35:31 am »

why?>
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3731 on: October 19, 2009, 10:38:40 am »

Question,  I am thinking of going to the ole miss game and don't have tickets.  Will there be tickets available at the game? If not what is the best way to get tickets?  I obviously don't do this very often.

There should be plenty of tickets around. They will be available for around $70. Just look under the seats of your suburban. There are usually some $100 dollar bills laying around if your like me. My kid loves to play with those things in the back seat and some always slip through the cracks.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3732 on: October 19, 2009, 10:38:54 am »

would this be acceptable attire?

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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3733 on: October 19, 2009, 10:40:28 am »

Funny post.  We're both smiling and amicable now, but I've got some bad news for you.  The Hogs are coming to Oxford, and bringing Hell with them, son.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3734 on: October 19, 2009, 10:44:18 am »

LOL Great post.

I guess I'm gonna have to stay at home since all I got are Oakleys.  :(
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3735 on: October 19, 2009, 10:47:26 am »

How does Leatherface Diana fit in with her skanky Mustang Ranch wardrobe?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3736 on: October 19, 2009, 10:48:49 am »

Watch it.  She'll smack you with a 2 x 4 so fast it'll mess you up!
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3737 on: October 19, 2009, 10:54:44 am »

+1 funny.  At least I don't have to bobby pin a mullet and put an orange poncho over my razorback gear to avoid a mugging as I did in Gville.  No I didn't really wear the poncho, the mullet was enough to blend in nicely  ;D
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3738 on: October 19, 2009, 10:57:07 am »

Unlike most of you rednecks I would like to fit in. Is there a place where I can purchase these items after I win a ton at Tunica friday?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3739 on: October 19, 2009, 10:58:07 am »

I'll be wearing my shirt that says "We told you so." jk
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3740 on: October 19, 2009, 10:59:43 am »

needs to have some kind of logo
Is Retardo Danny's ball gag made by Polo?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3741 on: October 19, 2009, 11:01:33 am »

I find it funny as most of the people in the grove are living way above their means.....
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3742 on: October 19, 2009, 11:04:17 am »

Hey, that is really funny. Good sense of humor and I think the Arkansas fans should be able to dress down to your standards. Thanks for posting those.

Be sure you bring your Ole Miss faithful plenty to drink so you won't notice when the Hogs hand your team the beat down of their lives. I would apologize in advance for the embarrassment that your team is going to suffer at the hands of the Razorbacks, but you guys are already familiar with being embarrassed and will become even more so the longer you have HDN as your head coach.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3743 on: October 19, 2009, 11:12:15 am »

Unlike most of you rednecks I would like to fit in. Is there a place where I can purchase these items after I win a ton at Tunica friday?

I'm not sure, I have an assistant for that kind of thing. I'll ask her if I could ever find her sorry butt on this estate. I think large mansion estates are overated. I know I have to have one, but it is hard to find anyone.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3744 on: October 19, 2009, 11:27:12 am »

The Grove is surrounded by these places:




They even have a mobile service that circles The Grove on game days.

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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3745 on: October 19, 2009, 11:37:49 am »

Average ole miss fan who lives outside Oxford.



Will this do for the Oxford crowd ? ;)



Oh man I just ate.  LOL
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3746 on: October 19, 2009, 11:40:49 am »

Delta Boy, that is one slick rig, but don't forget to tie your thunder mug down !
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3747 on: October 19, 2009, 11:41:18 am »

What about this
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3748 on: October 19, 2009, 11:41:30 am »

Isn't Mississippi the poorest state in the country?  There are pompous upper middle class fans at every major state school in south (and probably the country).  Not sure why this guy thinks this makes Ole Miss special.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3749 on: October 19, 2009, 11:45:08 am »

Isn't Mississippi the poorest state in the country?  There are pompous upper middle class fans at every major state school in south (and probably the country).  Not sure why this guy thinks this makes Ole Miss special.

Ha, my silly friend. Upper Middle Class? Ha

The Upper Middle Class does my laundry.
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